{"title":"Five Borough Business Directory","description":"\u003cp\u003eFall 2026. Four New York businesses that have been serving this city for decades, whether it wanted them to or not. Pre-order through October 10.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"knick-bocker-injury-attorneys-hat","title":"Knick \u0026 Bocker Injury Attorneys Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWere you injured during the championship celebration? Arrested? \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor 53 years, Knick \u0026amp; Bocker represented New Yorkers suffering from chronic, long-term pain. Business was excellent. Then June happened.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNow we're here for you again. Did you:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Fall off a bus?\u003cbr\u003e✔ Get hit by a flying bottle of Brut?\u003cbr\u003e✔ Pull something hugging a stranger on the subway?\u003cbr\u003e✔ Beat up a Spurs fan?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAlready arrested? 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Ships from Brooklyn, New York.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBONUS:\u003c\/strong\u003e the first 100 pre-orders get a free Knick \u0026amp; Bocker mug. One mug per order, while supplies last.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a \u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER.\u003c\/strong\u003e Estimated ship date: \u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e10\/31\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e 🎃\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hat Trick NYC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52862111711528,"sku":"KAB","price":39.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0762\/0208\/2600\/files\/Knick_BockerMockupWebFinal.jpg?v=1790256554"},{"product_id":"giant-tower-systems-hat","title":"Giant Tower Systems Hat","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuilding the New York skyline since 1925. From New Jersey.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGiant Tower Systems has proudly shaped the greatest skyline in the world, mostly by looking at it from across the river.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur headquarters are located in East Rutherford, where land is affordable, parking is plentiful, and the view of Manhattan is unmatched. We are, and always will be, a New York company. Please do not ask follow-up questions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery Giant tower is built on a strong foundation of hard hats, big blue steel, and a defense-first approach to structural engineering. We don't build flashy. We build tough. We build in the cold. We build in January, when the wind comes sideways off the Meadowlands and other firms go home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour times in our history we've topped out a project that people said couldn't be done. We still talk about all four. We will continue to talk about all four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurrently accepting bids. Currently in a rebuilding phase. Currently, and always, in a rebuilding phase.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eGiant Tower Systems. Proudly New York. Legally New Jersey.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCream unstructured five-panel with embroidered Giant Tower Systems logo. Snapback fits 19–24\". 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