Hat Trick NYC presents:

The Jersey Devil as drawn in a Philadelphia newspaper in 1909: a horse-like head on a long neck, bat wings, hooves and a forked tail

New Jersey Hardcore.
Born in the Barrens.
Raised in the pit.

(Pine Barrens hardcore, since 1735)

the legend lives forever...

Photocopied picture of the camo New Jersey Hardcore hat with red New Jersey Devils lettering

Thirteenth Child
Neutral Zone Trap
Mother Leeds
Chimney

+ special guests from the pines

Last show11.15

Doors close: 11:59 PM ET
Ships by: 11.30
Entry: $39.99

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No refunds at the door. No confirmed photos of the headliner. This is not a show. It is a hat. Preorder. Items ordered together may ship when the pre-order is ready.

Knick & Bocker Est. Injury Attorneys 1973

Hurt? Celebrating too hard?

You may be entitled to compensation.*

Did you:

Fall off a bus?
Get hit by a flying bottle of Brut?
Pull something hugging a stranger on the subway?
Beat up a Spurs fan?

Already arrested? Ask about our bail bonds.

Man in the Knick & Bocker hat holding a police mugshot board — Exhibit A

Call now (347) 620-4095

Operators are standing by

But wait… There’s more!

Order now and get a FREE Knick & Bocker mug

With the first 100 pre-orders.

All mugs claimed

*While supplies last. One mug per order. Mug not admissible in court.

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Cases pending Caseload full

Your cost$39.99

File your claim

Closes October 10 · 11:59 PM ET · Ships by October 31 · Preorder. Items ordered together may ship when the pre-order is ready.

Attorney advertising · Results not typical · Knick & Bocker is not responsible for injuries sustained during the repeat · Not a real law firm · Conveniently located above a laundromat on 86th Street, Bensonhurst · Walk-ins welcome · Bail bonds available at the Bensonhurst office · No win, no fee (there has been a win, there will be a fee) ·

Ranger Security Corp.

Now hiring: night shift.

Must be able to stand in front of things and refuse to move. Missing teeth a plus. Winters especially.

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Uniform allowance$39.99

Report for duty

Closes October 10 · 11:59 PM ET · Ships by October 31 · Preorder. Items ordered together may ship when the pre-order is ready.

Departures

New York --:--

Time	Flight	Destination	Gate	Status
08:15	EJ 001	Optimism	A1	Departed
09:40	EJ 002	Cautious optimism	A4	Delayed
11:05	EJ 003	Premature optimism	A7	Delayed, then Cancelled
13:30	EJ 008	Week 8	B2	Cancelled
16:45	EJ 017	The playoffs	B9	See agent
23:59	EJ 069	Super Bowl	C3	See 1969
NOW	EJ 031	Your head	HT	Boarding

A higher standard for what’s ahead.Boarding pass

Passenger: You
Flight: EJ 031
From: The Meadowlands
To: Your head
Seat: No assigned seating
Bags: Expectations, carry-on only

Seats sold Flight full

FlightEJ 031

Fare$39.99

Board now

Non-refundable · Non-transferable · Non-negotiable
People · Places · Possibilities · Est. 1978

Gate HT

EJ 031 · Your head Gate closes in

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Closes October 10 · 11:59 PM ET · Ships by October 31 · Preorder. Items ordered together may ship when the pre-order is ready.

Thank you for choosing Empire. We know you had no other choice.

The Giant.

There is only one New York address that matters. It’s in New Jersey.

Proudly constructed by Giant Tower Systems

Architect’s rendering. The hat is real.

At a certain point in life, a person simply knows where they belong. For a select few, that place is The Giant.

Rising fifty-two stories over the Meadowlands, The Giant offers what no Manhattan address can: an unobstructed view of Manhattan. Every residence is framed in big blue steel and built to our defense-first standard of construction. We do not build flashy. We build tough. We build in January, when the wind comes sideways off the Hudson and lesser developers go home.